| THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!!
Ridge Hall computer assistance; may I help you?
¡°yes, well, I¡¯m having trouble with WordPerfect
¡°What sort of trouble?¡±
Well, I was just typing along, and all of a
sudden the words went away.
Went away?
They disappeared.
Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?
Nothing
Nothing??
Its blank, it won¡¯t accept anything when I type
Are you still in wordperfect, or did you get out?
How do I tell?
Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?
What¡¯s a sea-prompt?
Never mind, can you move your cursor around the
screen?
There isn¡¯t any cursor: I told you; it won¡¯t
accept anything I type.
Does your monitor have a power indicator?
What¡¯s a monitor?
It¡¯s the thing with the screen on it that looks
like a TV. Does it have a little light that
tells you when it¡¯s on?
I don¡¯t know.
Well, then look on the back of the monitor and
find where the power cord goes into it. Can you
see that?
Yes, I think so.
Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me
if it¡¯s plugged into the wall
Yes, it is
When you were behind the monitor, did you notice
that there were two cables plugged into the back
of it, or just one?
No.
Well, there are. I need you to look back there
again and find the other cable.
Okay, here it is.
Follow it for me, and tell me if it¡¯s plugged
securely into the back of your computer.
I can¡¯t reach.
Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?
No.
Even if you maybe put you knee on something and
lean way over?
Oh, it¡¯s not because I don¡¯t have the right
angle ¨Cit¡¯s because it¡¯s dark.
Dark?
Yes, the office light is off, and the only light
I have is coming in from the office light then.
Well, turn on the office light then.
I can¡¯t
No? why not?
Because there¡¯s a power failure.
A power¡.A power failure? AHHH, Okay, we¡¯ve got
it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and
manuals and packing stuff your computer came in?
Well, yes, I keep them in the closet
Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and
pack it up just like it was when you got it.
Then take it back to the store you bought it
from.
Really? Is it that bad?
Yes, I¡¯m afraid it is.
Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell
them?
Tell them you¡¯re too stupid to own a computer.
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| I had fun hanging out with all my friends again! I've been really lazy this pass whole week.....but thanks guyz...i had so much fun! I cant wait till my Spring Break!!!!
New mission......hehehe
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| GOOD LUCK TO ALL MY FRIENDS WHO'S TAKING FINALS THIS WEEK!!!!!!  |
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| It's been awhile since i written in this xanga. my life havent really changed since the last time i updated. It's still with school and work! I haven't seen "OUR GROUP" for the past month. Rosie is busy with her Soroity...Steph is busy with Andrew and school....& Betty is busy with her "Men in the White Truck" ...lol!! We haven't really kick it or talked on the phone!! Where are you guyz...i missed the old time!!! Well, i guess im busy with my own things too...but realli...all im doing is school and work. Maybe out sometime...but not much! I've met some new friends this month..and i can say that they lighten it up my time. Their really fun to talk to..sometime i feel like i've known them longer. Not to metion....*MICHAEL*...Yes U!! It was nice talking to you, you helped me a lot. I feel like we're a family member. I'm glad you found me and talked to me!! Thanks!! Another person help me through a lot is IAN..you have been there for me when i have problems..."you kno who im talking about"..but yea thanks a lot..i donno what i'll do without you bro!! Your my best BRO!!!  Well, this is just some of my expression throughout the month..... |
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